at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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