So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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