You're completely useless in the revolution.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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