We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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