ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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