I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm sobbing to NWA
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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