youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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