I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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