If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
areolas are like halos for boobs.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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