I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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We are two peas in an std pod
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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