normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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