She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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