The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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