Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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