i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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