Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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