I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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