He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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