I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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