I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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