Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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