I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
The Olympian is in my bed
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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