Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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