last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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