Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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