I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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