i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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