so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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