it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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