Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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