I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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