So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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