my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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