i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i believe in u and ur pee
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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