So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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