Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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