At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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