Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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