I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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