Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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