HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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