My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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