I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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