i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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