i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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