I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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