I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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