I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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