This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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