he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You coming home soon, man?
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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